Season 5 (2026)
Amidst a government budget that sends the UK farming community into uproar, Jeremy decides some big changes are needed to make the farm run more smoothly. But while the farm tries to go high-tech – resulting in Kaleb's first ever trip abroad – even bigger developments are heading for Diddly Squat that are going to prove much more of a challenge.
Episodes: 8
Star Cast: Jeremy Clarkson , Kaleb Cooper , Charlie Ireland , Lisa Hogan ,
Episodes List
Ep.1 Operating
Air Date: 2026-06-03
A health scare sees Jeremy looking for ways to make life at Diddly Squat less stressful. A new breed of sheep might help, but his new pub might not.
Ep.2 Storming
Air Date: 2026-06-03
Jeremy hatches a plan for the pub's first festive season, kicking off in style when the Farmer's Dog hosts a gig by one of Ireland's biggest bands. Elsewhere, farmers from across the UK gather to protest the government's latest tax hikes.
Ep.3 Tripping
Air Date: 2026-06-03
It's the new year and Jeremy decides Diddly Squat needs a bold new direction. Diving headlong into the world of high-tech farming, he takes Kaleb on his first ever trip abroad to find out how it's done.
Ep.4 Updating
Air Date: 2026-06-03
Autonomous farming arrives at Diddly Squat. Which is just as well, because there are problems at the pub, and with the pigs.
Ep.5 Decapitating
Air Date: 2026-06-10
Diddly Squat 2.0 continues to take shape with a new farm office and the arrival of a droid. The snails, meanwhile, have been getting along famously, and the cows are due to give birth any day.
Ep.6 Frazzling
Air Date: 2026-06-10
Diddly Squat is basking in a sunny spell. There're baby animals aplenty, the high-tech crops are coming along nicely and there's a big night at the pub to look forward to. The only question is, when does a sunny spell become a drought?
Ep.7 Sickening
Air Date: 2026-06-17
