Episodes List
Ep.1 Pilot
Air Date: 1984-03-07
Mama Malone solves family crises during her cooking show.
Ep.2 The Commitment
Air Date: 1984-03-14
Mama Malone is overjoyed when she learns that Dino has a girlfriend, but her demeanor turns dour upon learning that they're living together and the woman works as a stripper.
Ep.3 Connie's Old Flame
Air Date: 1984-03-21
Mama doesn't approve when she learns that Connie's been rekindling her romance with her first love.
Ep.4 Father Romeo
Air Date: 1984-04-04
A jealous husband interrupts the show after Mama Malone's niece seeks marital advice from Father Silva.
Ep.5 The Education of Frankie
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When Frankie brings home a girl who's more mature, the family discuss whether or not it's time to talk to him about sex.
Ep.6 Karamakopoulos and Son
Air Date: 1984-04-25
Frankie's father is coming to take him to the circus, and since the boy hasn't seen his dad in 8 years, he's not happy about it. Also, Stanley tries to shake up his narration for the show.
Ep.7 A New Neighbor
Air Date: 1984-06-09
The new neighbor starts a war over Mama Malone over bag of trash in the hall, but it comes to a head when he's accused of being gay.
Ep.8 Shall We Dance?
Air Date: 1984-06-16
After Mama Malone declines neighbor Calvin's invitation to the dance, Nedda offers to go with him. Meanwhile, Connie lands a date with a quarterback, Dino tries to land a part in an opera, Frankie works at the bowling alley.
Ep.9 Even Dino Gets the Blues
Air Date: 1984-06-23
Dino claims that he's suicidal because he was booed off stage, but it turns out there's a secondary reason for his blues.
Ep.10 Connie's Move
Air Date: 1984-06-30
Sister Philomena reveals that Frankie scored high on his aptitude test and encourages Connie to transfer him to a public school in Manhattan.
Ep.11 Dino's Fan
Air Date: 1984-07-07
A woman shows up at the taping of the show claiming to have been invited by Dino, but it gradually becomes apparent that she's not playing with a full deck.
Ep.12 A Call from the Vatican
Air Date: 1984-07-14
Mama throws an 80th birthday party for Padre Guardiano, and has tried to finagle a phone call from the Pope.
Ep.13 Back to Basics
Air Date: 1984-07-21
Mama attempts to do a serious cooking show after learning that her family's won a prestigious award, but she loses her temper when they start goofing around.
