Episodes List
Ep.1 Moving Out
Air Date: 2010-01-31
I get a new place. Ash looks totes fugly - ugh - I mean tired in this one. Wardrobe provided by Donna Karen.
Ep.2 Moving Day
Air Date: 2010-01-31
My bodyguard is responsible for everything related to my body, including moving the stuff I surround my body with.
Ep.3 Bodyguard
Air Date: 2010-01-31
Got legit sick filming this. Didn’t sleep for 48 hrs. Not cuz of drugs, you haters, b/c I’m an effing method actor.
Ep.4 Baby
Air Date: 2010-01-31
I consider getting a baby. At least I think that’s what happens. It’s been a while since I read the script.
Ep.5 Baby Daddy
Air Date: 2010-02-08
Bodyguard flat out refuses to be my daddy baby, so I flat out threaten to steal his sperm.
Ep.6 Depressed
Air Date: 2010-03-01
I’m tired of waiting around for that special someone to have a baby for me.
Ep.7 Hangover
Air Date: 2010-03-01
I learn never to drive drunk. Especially when driving a blimp.
Ep.8 Fight
Air Date: 2010-03-01
I know to get emotional when the piano music kicks in.
Ep.9 Philip Seymour Hoffman
Air Date: 2010-03-13
I get acting lessons from the Academy Award-winning creep-o.
Ep.10 Cat
Air Date: 2010-04-04
I decide to get a cat rather than have a baby because it’s more expensive.
Ep.11 Back to School
Air Date: 2010-04-04
I’m going back to college to get my The Bachelor degree.
Ep.12 Extension
Air Date: 2010-04-11
Can I have an extension on that paper I have to write? I have to learn how to write.
Ep.13 Paper
Air Date: 2010-04-11
I ended up getting an “F” for “F”-ort.
Ep.14 Crush
Air Date: 2010-04-18
It’s just a little crush and I throw up a little every time they touch.
Ep.15 Ashleyguard
Air Date: 2010-04-18
But Ashley doesn’t have nipple hair!
Ep.16 Nightmare
Air Date: 2010-04-26
Quiet, Evil Dragon, I’m trying to write a description!
Ep.17 Zac Efron
Air Date: 2010-04-29
A date with Zac Efron? Zac Ef yes!
Ep.18 Philip Seymour Hoffman 2
Air Date: 2010-05-03
Is this about all those blimps I crashed? Because I keep telling you guys, I don’t care.
Ep.19 Gun
Air Date: 2010-05-03
Do you feel lucky, Bodyguard? Are you a Luckyguard?
