Episodes List
Ep.1 Raise Your Hand
Air Date: 2011-12-01
I can’t raise my hand. I’m allergic to effort.
Ep.2 Magazines
Air Date: 2011-12-08
Magazines are sooo heavy. Especially the ones with pictures of fat people.
Ep.3 Jetlag
Air Date: 2011-12-15
Can’t sleep? Count sheepskin boots.
Ep.4 Santa
Air Date: 2011-12-22
Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house… I was shuffling around chain smoking and trying on different shoes.
Ep.5 Presentation 4
Air Date: 2012-01-06
War – what is it good for? Cute uniforms.
Ep.6 Jewish Looking Girl
Air Date: 2012-01-12
She’s a rock star of David.
Ep.7 Layers
Air Date: 2012-01-19
It’s freezing cold under all these layers.
Ep.8 Call My Phone
Air Date: 2012-01-26
Sing along! Actually no, just find my phone.
Ep.9 Trenta
Air Date: 2012-02-02
Start the morning with a gallon of joe.
Ep.10 Evil Dragon
Air Date: 2012-02-09
It’s always the bodyguard you least suspect.
Ep.11 Police
Air Date: 2012-02-17
I fought the law and the law was a jerk face.
Ep.12 Mug Shot
Air Date: 2012-02-23
Is this the duckface of a criminal?
Ep.13 Jail
Air Date: 2012-03-08
Mary-Kate deals with life in the slammer.
Ep.14 Dishwasher
Air Date: 2012-03-15
Mary-Kate loves shiny appliances! And by that she means sweaty laborers.
Ep.15 Pillow Talk
Air Date: 2012-03-22
Mary-Kate and Bodyguard may have effed up and effed.
Ep.16 Sex and Sexuality (Very Maggie Smith)
Air Date: 2012-04-01
Butler stays abreast of Maggie Smith’s love life.
Ep.17 Sleeping in Class
Air Date: 2012-04-05
Mary-Kate goes to sleep to the soothing sounds of a yelling professor.
Ep.18 Professor’s Presentation
Air Date: 2012-04-12
Mary-Kate sabotages Professor in front of the school board.
Ep.19 Slumber Party
Air Date: 2012-04-19
First one to fall asleep gets a hand in warm Pellegrino.
Ep.20 Pills
Air Date: 2012-04-26
Take once per day with a picture of food.
Ep.21 Comet
Air Date: 2012-05-03
Mary-Kate’s cat meows out against drugs.
Ep.22 Draw Something
Air Date: 2012-05-10
Mary-Kate challenges Bodyguard to some 1am Pictionary.
Ep.23 The Case of the Cracked Cup (Very Maggie Smith 2)
Air Date: 2012-05-24
When Maggie Smith’s teacup goes handle-less, everyone’s a suspect.
Ep.24 Summer House
Air Date: 2012-05-31
Mary-Kate gets lost indoors and has to crack out her survival skills.
