Episodes List
Ep.1 One On the Town
Air Date: 1981-05-15
Guy Caballero welcomes you to SCTV's new programming season on NBC.
Ep.2 Polynesiantown
Air Date: 1981-05-22
Johnny LaRue plays a restaurant owner in his latest movie.
Ep.3 Southside Fracas
Air Date: 1981-05-29
Guy Caballero hires illegal immigrant Pirini Scleroso; the Fracases argue about their daughter's wedding.
Ep.4 Repeats
Air Date: 1981-06-19
A selection of sketches from the previous seasons.
Ep.5 Lunchtime Street Beef
Air Date: 1981-07-03
Johnny LaRue is desperate for work after the failure of "Polynesiantown."
Ep.6 Moral Majority
Air Date: 1981-07-10
Guy tries to appease a major advertiser.
Ep.7 Pledge Week
Air Date: 1981-07-17
SCTV holds a pledge drive.
Ep.8 Bouncin' Back To You with The Tubes
Air Date: 1981-07-24
Lola Heatherton is despondent after her live special is canceled.
Ep.9 The Great White North
Air Date: 1981-07-31
Bob and Doug McKenzie invite fellow hoser Ian Thomas onto their show.
Ep.10 CCCP 1
Air Date: 1981-10-16
SCTV's regular programming is interrupted by a Soviet satellite.
Ep.11 I'm Taking My Own Head, Screwing It On Right, and No Guy's Gonna Tell Me It Ain't
Air Date: 1981-10-23
Libby Wolfson prepares for her new play.
Ep.12 Zontar
Air Date: 1981-10-31
The SCTV cast and crew falls victim to alien mind control.
Ep.13 Walter Cronkite's Brain
Air Date: 1981-11-06
David Brinkley's look at the human brain includes Walter Cronkite's childhood on Krypton.
Ep.14 Doorway To Hell
Air Date: 1981-11-20
Guy runs out of ideas and takes suggestions from the crew.
Ep.15 The Godfather
Air Date: 1981-12-11
A war erupts between the Five Networks when "Don Caballero" refuses to back a pay TV channel.
Ep.16 SCTV Staff Christmas Party
Air Date: 1981-12-18
Johnny is forced to tape "Street Beef" outside on Christmas Eve.
Ep.17 Teacher's Pet
Air Date: 1982-02-12
Ricardo Montalban is featured in a "To Sir, With Love" parody.
Ep.18 Midnight Video Special
Air Date: 1982-02-19
Gerry Todd hosts a concert special consisting entirely of videos.
Ep.19 The Great White North Palace
Air Date: 1982-04-16
Everyone is jealous of the attention Guy is paying to Bob and Doug--including giving them their own special.
Ep.20 Pre-Teen World Telethon
Air Date: 1982-04-23
The kids of Pre-Teen World hold a telethon after their funding is cut.
Ep.21 The People's Global Golden Choice Awards
Air Date: 1982-05-01
When SCTV wins a suspicious number of awards, Bob Hope notifies the FBI.
Ep.22 3D Stake From The Heart
Air Date: 1982-05-14
Count Floyd takes us behind the scenes of the latest Coppola and Dr. Tongue production.
Ep.23 Pet Peeves / The Happy Wanderers
Air Date: 1982-05-21
Hollywood stars reveal what bugs them; Stan and Yosh Schmenge welcome back a former Happy Wanderer.
Ep.24 Chariots Of Eggs
Air Date: 1982-06-05
Hall and Oates star in Bobby Bittman's latest film.
Ep.25 Battle Of The PBS Stars
Air Date: 1982-07-16
Carl Sagan's team takes on William F. Buckley's.
Ep.26 Rome, Italian Style
Air Date: 1982-10-15
On the SCTV Foreign Film Festival, Angelo loses control of his fantasies.
Ep.27 The Days Of The Week / Street Beef
Air Date: 1982-10-22
Everything comes to a head at Clay and Sue Ellen's wedding; Johnny meets a valuable ally at the bar.
