Season 2 (1989)
Episodes: 24
Star Cast: Roseanne Barr , John Goodman , Alicia Goranson , Sara Gilbert ,
Episodes List
Ep.1 Inherit the Wind
Air Date: 1989-09-12
Roseanne tries her hand at telephone solicitation while trying to console Becky who had an embarrassing accident in front of the school council.
Ep.2 The Little Sister
Air Date: 1989-09-19
Jackie takes umbrage at Roseanne's remarks about her career ambitions when she reveals that she has enrolled in police academy; Becky gets caught reading Dan's girlie magazine.
Ep.3 Guilt by Disassociation
Air Date: 1989-09-26
Inexperienced Roseanne is hired for -- and subsequently fired from -- a job requiring computer experience.
Ep.4 Somebody Stole My Gal
Air Date: 1989-10-03
After a lonely architect who works with Dan has dinner at the Conners', he attempts to buy their friendship.
Ep.5 House of Grown-Ups
Air Date: 1989-10-10
Roseanne begins to feel the empty-nest syndrome when Jackie departs for police training, Becky dates a 17-year-old and Darlene goes to a co-ed party.
Ep.6 Five of a Kind
Air Date: 1989-10-24
A kiss is just a kiss, but it could mean trouble when the kisser is Dan's buddy Arnie, and the kissee is Roseanne.
Ep.7 BOO!
Air Date: 1989-10-31
The Conner family terrify each other out of their wits on Halloween night.
Ep.8 Sweet Dreams
Air Date: 1989-11-07
Roseanne tries to get a few minutes of relaxation in the bathtub, but she ends up getting constant interruptions from her family--and a fantasy about two hunks.
Ep.9 We Gather Together
Air Date: 1989-11-21
On Thanksgiving Day, Jackie finally spills the news of her new job to her mother; and Dan's dad butters up Crystal.
Ep.10 Brain-Dead Poets Society
Air Date: 1989-11-28
Darlene refuses to read her prize-winning poem on Culture Night at her school, preferring to stay home to watch a ballgame with Dan, until Roseanne lays down the law.
Ep.11 Lobocop
Air Date: 1989-12-05
When Roseanne takes a second job, her hectic work schedule takes a bite out of her romantic schedule with Dan. Dan disguises himself in an attempt to win back Roseanne's affections.
Ep.12 No Talking
Air Date: 1989-12-12
Becky wages a teenage war of silence against Roseanne.
Ep.13 Chicken Hearts
Air Date: 1990-01-02
Roseanne strains to treat her 17-year-old boss with respect so she can have weekends off to be with her family.
Ep.14 One for the Road
Air Date: 1990-01-09
When the parents are away, Becky and her friend Dana play with a little help from the liquor cabinet.
Ep.15 An Officer and a Gentleman
Air Date: 1990-01-23
When Roseanne is called away, Jackie impresses Dan and the kids with her homemaking skills.
Ep.16 Born to Be Wild
Air Date: 1990-01-30
Roseanne and Dan get a blast from the blast when old pal Ziggy cruises into Lanford on a motorcycle, prompting the Conners to resurrect their old bike.
Ep.17 Hair
Air Date: 1990-02-06
Roseanne applies for a job at a beauty salon doing the same domestic chores that she does at home.
Ep.18 I'm Hungry
Air Date: 1990-02-13
Dan is persuaded to join Roseanne in a weight-loss program that involves exercise.
Ep.19 All of Me
Air Date: 1990-02-20
Roseanne doesn't share Jackie's enthusiasm for the exciting new man in her life.
Ep.20 To Tell the Truth
Air Date: 1990-02-27
Roseanne's meddling results in silence between the sisters, but Jackie has exciting news to share.
Ep.21 Fender Bender
Air Date: 1990-03-20
Roseanne's station wagon is hit by a luxury car that belongs to the rich Mrs. Wellman.
Ep.22 April Fool's Day
Air Date: 1990-04-10
On April 15th, Dan and Roseanne offer the kids a frantic lesson in family accounting; and in despair finally visit the local IRS office.
Ep.23 Fathers and Daughters
Air Date: 1990-05-01
In an attempt to bond with their daughters, Dan goes clothes shopping with Becky, and Roseanne watches basketball with Darlene.
Ep.24 Happy Birthday
Air Date: 1990-05-08
Roseanne finally has a place to write when Dan builds her an office for her birthday -- but she's stricken with a case of writer's block.
