Episodes List
Ep.1 GTA Pacific Grim
Air Date: 2013-08-27
Red and Blue play the new videogame, GTA: Pacific Grim, unaware that the characters they're controlling might just be real...
Ep.2 Hardcore Chore
Air Date: 2013-09-03
Red loses a bet to Blue and is forced to do all of his chores. His method for doing so involves a lot of guns..
Ep.3 Snowjob
Air Date: 2013-09-10
A freak snowstorm causes a power outage and freezes Red into a life-size snowman. Blue and Pink must thaw him out, and to make matters worse, he needs the toilet...
Ep.4 Dick Figures: The Movie: The Song
Air Date: 2014-04-03
The music video for the ending credits theme of Dick Figures: The Movie.
Ep.5 The Red Planet
Air Date: 2014-04-17
Red and Blue win two free plane tickets in a cereal box give-away but accidentally board a rocketship instead. They crash-land on Mars and must deal with the annoying, and violent, Mars Rover.
Ep.6 A Hobbit of Thrones
Air Date: 2014-05-01
A The Hobbit/Game of Thrones mash-up where the characters argue which franchise is better, whilst high on drugs.
Ep.7 Das Vidiamond
Air Date: 2014-05-15
The episode starts with Red and Blue tied up by the Russian mob, who threaten to kill them unless they remember where they hid the Das Vidiamond Vodka! A series of blackout flash-backs establish the events of the previous night.
Ep.8 Trash God
Air Date: 2014-05-29
While trying to rid their apartment of an ant infestation, Red and Blue are shrunk down to insect-size, where Red becomes a "Trash God".
Ep.9 Chick Figures
Air Date: 2014-06-12
Dick Figures from a female perspective. Lavender and Scarlett head to Salmon's party, with both intent on making love.
Ep.10 Happy Birthdump
Air Date: 2014-06-26
Red and Blue suffer food poisoning from a Mexican restaurant. After Blue's car is stolen, they must make their long journey home to the toilet before it's too late...
Ep.11 Figured Out
Air Date: 2014-03-26
An episode looking into the future lives of Red and Blue after the events of Dick Figures: The Movie.
