Episodes List
Ep.1 Pilot
Air Date: 2002-10-04
Ep.2 Buttons, The City Counsellor And The City Counsellor's Wife
Air Date: 2002-10-11
When the guys at the halfway house learn all they have to do to get a satellite dish is for Buttons to sleep with the city counsellor's wife, they pressure him to do so. Meanwhile, Dan and Bill get in a battle of wills over the toilet seat.
Ep.3 Cuddles Goes To Jail
Air Date: 2002-10-18
Buttons testifies against an old boss and has the opportunity to make $5 million if he can keep his hands of the jury forewoman.
Ep.4 Buttons Goes To Court
Air Date: 2002-10-25
Dan sends Cuddles to jail for swearing and Cuddles ends up running the place by the end of his stay; Dan thinks that Bill might be the infamous testicle thief.
Ep.5 Bill's Brain
Air Date: 2002-10-31
Bill enters the hospital for a lobotomy unaware his surgeon has a secret grudge; Buttons has sex with a nurse in a storage room full of dangerous diseases.
Ep.6 The Island Of Skip-Along Pete
Air Date: 2002-11-08
Skip-Along Pete invites Rocko to his remote island planning to hunt him down for sport.
Ep.7 Rocko's Telethon
Air Date: 2002-11-15
Rocko goes on a telethon supporting people who were impaled and goes off the wall because Bill forgot to give him some pills to calm him down. Also, Buttons tries to hit on a woman on the telethon, and Cuddles winds up with a stripper while delivering money to the telethon.
Ep.8 Cuddles The Safety Mascot
Air Date: 2002-11-22
Cuddles has big shoes to fill when he replaces a legendary safety mascot who was killed on the job; Dan makes Rocko and Buttons work at a hazardous-waste site.
Ep.9 Dan's Crush
Air Date: 2002-11-29
Ep.10 Dan The Greeter
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Dash gets a job as a greeter for a department store; Miss Smith becomes obsessed with Dan.
Ep.11 Cuddles Gets Laid
Air Date: 2002-12-13
Dan struggles to control Cuddles after Cuddles has his first sexual experience; Bill is paired with ventriloquist Curious Bob, a former partner he once attempted to kill.
Ep.12 Dan's Umbrella
Air Date: 2002-12-20
Dan leaves his umbrella at the CBC during a tour and has to fight the bureacracy to get it back. Bill finds and steals the CBC's secret collection of celebritiess brains
Ep.13 Mr. Quigley, The Asshole Next Door
Air Date: 2002-12-27
