Season 9 (2017)
Episodes: 30
Star Cast:
Episodes List
Ep.1 Tinder Profile Picture Day (2)
Air Date: 2017-01-05
If your picture’s a selfie it looks like you don’t have friends.
Ep.2 The Horrors of Hungover Traveling
Air Date: 2017-01-10
Pretty much exactly as awesome as it sounds.
Ep.3 Bizarre Amazon Product Reviews (2)
Air Date: 2017-01-12
The twirling spaghetti fork pairs exceptionally well with the wine purse.
Ep.4 I Need More Intel: Is That Hot Guy Gay?
Air Date: 2017-01-13
Shirtless bro pics are always a red herring.
Ep.5 Dogs Are Practice Babies
Air Date: 2017-01-17
Don’t forget: this will still be a destructive, constantly shitting nightmare.
Ep.6 Horror Movie Girl Is Embarrassed She’s a Virgin
Air Date: 2017-01-19
Everyone knows the pants wiener is inflated by massaging on the private areas.
Ep.7 How to Wash a Goddamn Dish
Air Date: 2017-01-28
Don’t worry – it’s so easy, there’s literally no reason not to do it, you entitled piece of sh*t.
Ep.8 Fake News Investigative Journalists
Air Date: 2017-02-07
The truth is powerful, and it takes constant vigilance to drown out that truth with noise.
Ep.9 Awkward at Parties Horror Movie (with Allison Williams and Lil Rel)
Air Date: 2017-02-17
A party guest most foul.
Ep.10 Stressagains: The Restaurant for Stress-Eating
Air Date: 2017-02-17
Just like the momentary distraction your mom used to make!
Ep.11 Movie Make-Up Makes Acting Hard
Air Date: 2017-03-03
When it comes to make-up, less is muhhrrrrrrrg.
Ep.12 Extremely Real People Who Are Definitely Not Actors
Air Date: 2017-03-08
Audition? What’s that, some sort of exciting new Ford truck model?
Ep.13 5 Tips for People Who Don’t Understand Taxes
Air Date: 2017-03-09
Doing your taxes is easy if you make stuff up.
Ep.14 Oh No, Why Is This Trending?! (2017 Edition)
Air Date: 2017-03-23
Legend has it people used to tweet tiny, comical stories, known colloquially as “jokes” or “goofs”.
Ep.15 We Found Sinbad’s Shazaam Genie Movie!
Air Date: 2017-04-01
I told you “Kazaam” was a different movie!
Ep.16 Music Festival Boot Camp
Air Date: 2017-04-14
You can’t handle the merch booth.
Ep.17 It’s Technically a Meal
Air Date: 2017-05-13
It’s healthier to cook for yourself! Right?
Ep.18 Eating with Your Rich Friends
Air Date: 2017-04-20
I’ll have the “corking fee”.
Ep.19 Just Let the World Die
Air Date: 2017-04-29
Take that, student loans!
Ep.20 An Honest Call with Your Bank
Air Date: 2017-05-04
Oh, a problem with my account? Well, prepare for a tantrum that blames you personally.
Ep.21 Sleepovers When You’re Gay
Air Date: 2017-06-20
Dream Phone was SO heteronormative.
Ep.22 The Straightest Dude Ever
Air Date: 2017-06-27
He eats lighters.
Ep.23 The Relationship Simulator Bed
Air Date: 2017-05-27
What’s a couple hours of sleep every night for love?
Ep.24 Date with a Fast Food Burger
Air Date: 2017-05-25
Boy meets grill.
Ep.25 I Can’t Decide What My Last Meal Should Be
Air Date: 2017-06-18
Why don’t we both get something, and we can share?
Ep.26 Porn, but for Crying
Air Date: 2017-06-22
Oh, yeah, fit that injured puppy with a lil’ prosthetic leg.
Ep.27 These Incriminating Photos Look Amazing
Air Date: 2017-08-03
Is this blackmailer’s evidence of you looking fucking hot or committing a crime?
Ep.28 Hinting That You’re Also into Guys
Air Date: 2017-08-12
Ok, they’re gay. Now, for a super chill, totally laid-back way to just like CASUALLY hint that you are too or whatever.
Ep.29 Your Favorite Shameful Flavors As Chips
Air Date: 2017-08-19
New from Chompsky’s: All the shameful self-hatred of eating peanut butter with a spoon, in the convenience of a potato chip!
Ep.30 Sorry My Car Is So Gross
Air Date: 2017-08-22
Sure, it’s a little messy, but there are so many places to ash!