Episodes List

Ep.1 White Mages are Jerks

Air Date: 2011-01-05

The best defense is a crappy offense.

Ep.2 Mega Man Needs To Go

Air Date: 2011-01-07

To be the number 1 robot, you need a place to go number 2.

Ep.3 Mortal Kombat Friendship

Air Date: 2011-01-14

The greatest thing one friend can do for another is not murder him.

Ep.4 Lifeguard Mario

Air Date: 2011-01-14

No holding down B in the pool area.

Ep.5 The Mario Bros. Go Halfsies

Air Date: 2011-01-18

Sharing is caring. Unfortunately, caring won't help you much in videogames.

Ep.6 Mortal Kombat Pervert

Air Date: 2011-01-19

Every ninja's dream: two girls at the same time.

Ep.7 Mario Paint Torture

Air Date: 2011-01-25

Don't even get him started on Creed.

Ep.8 Excitebike Shop

Air Date: 2011-01-26

Overheating is radical.

Ep.9 Double Dragon Girlfriend

Air Date: 2011-02-01

8 bit blood is thicker than 8 bit water.

Ep.10 Castlevania S&M

Air Date: 2011-02-03

It's hard to beat a boss when he's into it.

Ep.11 Angry Birds Friendship

Air Date: 2011-02-08

Angry birds and pigs have a lot in common. For example, neither can fly for some reason.

Ep.12 Sonic's Gambling Problem

Air Date: 2011-02-11

What happens in Casino Night Zone stays in Casino Night Zone.

Ep.13 Resident Evil Roommate

Air Date: 2011-02-14

This is what happens when you find a roommate on Craigslist in Raccoon City.

Ep.14 Crashing the Silent Protagonist Party

Air Date: 2011-02-15

He was the least and most annoying bandicoot at the party.

Ep.15 White Mage Dad is Racist

Air Date: 2011-02-22

Guess who's being randomly encountered for dinner.

Ep.16 The Koopa King's Speech

Air Date: 2011-02-24

He's a t-t-t-t-terrifying ruler.

Ep.17 Metal Gear Solid Box Trouble

Air Date: 2011-03-01

Ep.18 Rejected Sega Intros

Air Date: 2011-03-01

He'd be a great voiceover artist if he didn't have to read or talk.

Ep.19 Everybody Hates Crono

Air Date: 2011-03-08

They'll do anything to save him. As long as it's not too much work.

Ep.20 King Hippo Disgraces Hippo People

Air Date: 2011-03-08

Ep.21 Cammy's Dad (Street Fighter)

Air Date: 2011-03-15

If she's going to street fight, she'd better do it like a proper lady.

Ep.22 Chargin' Chuck Gets Picked Last

Air Date: 2011-03-16

He's game ready. And really, really desperate.

Ep.23 The Horrible Secret Behind Starter Pokemon

Air Date: 2011-03-21

This is almost as cruel as keeping them in a tiny ball.

Ep.24 Kazooie is Kidnapped

Air Date: 2011-03-22

Living in a backpack is the least of her worries.

Ep.25 Final Fantasy Cover Bard

Air Date: 2011-03-29

We'd use the sprites from Final Fantasy 1, but he doesn't do originals.

Ep.26 The Mushroom King

Air Date: 2011-04-01

"Thank you, father! But our respectable suitor is in another castle.

Ep.27 Robotnik Breaks Down

Air Date: 2011-04-05

Never buy a pre-owned drillcar.

Ep.28 Ken Gets Excited

Air Date: 2011-04-05

He's a master of the "Hadouken" and "Waistband" technique.

Ep.29 Doodle Jump Fall

Air Date: 2011-04-12

The higher they jump, the farther they fall. And fall. And fall.

Ep.30 Link's Death

Air Date: 2011-04-18

Our heart containers go out to his family.

Ep.31 Ice Climbers Cliffhanger

Air Date: 2011-04-18

He had his whole extra life ahead of him.

Ep.32 Mario's Horrifying Discovery

Air Date: 2011-04-20

What happens in the warp zone, stays in the warp zone.

Ep.33 Rampage Apology

Air Date: 2011-04-25

Forgive and forget. Unless they just punched through a skyscraper.

Ep.34 Mario With A Portal Gun

Air Date: 2011-04-26

The shortest distance between two objects is a straight line. Or a portal.

Ep.35 Ecco's Friends Are Stupid Dolphins

Air Date: 2011-05-04

They say dolphins are only slightly less intelligent than humans. And humans are pretty dumb.

Ep.36 Donkey Kong Doesn't Back Down

Air Date: 2011-05-10

You shouldn't run away from your problems, especially if you can beat them in a fight.

Ep.37 Sheik Crashes a Bachelor Party

Air Date: 2011-05-12

You don't need the tri-force of wisdom to realize this won't turn out well.

Ep.38 Noob Saibot is a Noob

Air Date: 2011-05-16

He's gonna kick your ass. Right after he reads the move-list.

Ep.39 Angry Birds vs. Tiny Wings

Air Date: 2011-05-17

Imitation is the sincerest form of ornithology.

Ep.40 How Blinky Died

Air Date: 2011-05-18

He's got a few ghost skeletons in his closet.

Ep.41 Mario Goes Down The Wrong Pipe

Air Date: 2011-05-24

No free coins. No extra lives. The only way out is the reset button.

Ep.42 Mortal Kombat Sitcom

Air Date: 2011-05-24

They're going to kill you....

Ep.43 Captain America Uses Drugs

Air Date: 2011-06-02

He's as American as apple pie injected with super steroids.

Ep.44 Starcraft SCVs Go On Strike

Air Date: 2011-06-08

Not enough minerals? MINE THEM YOURSELF.

Ep.45 The Diablo Townspeople Should Move

Air Date: 2011-06-10

You'd be amazed at how much living next to Hell will affect your property value.

Ep.46 Kung Lao's Hat is Dull

Air Date: 2011-06-14

The only thing worse than having your head chopped off is having your head mostly chopped off.

Ep.47 Mario Meets With His Agent

Air Date: 2011-06-15

He'll take you to the next level for just 10% of your coins.

Ep.48 Sim City Monster Hates Your City

Air Date: 2011-06-20

I think we can all agree that gridlock is the real monster here.

Ep.49 Contra Henchman Strategy

Air Date: 2011-06-22

They're not the best strategists, but they'll run at you like nobody's business.

Ep.50 Mario Dumps Pauline

Air Date: 2011-06-27

"It's not you, it's me....and the fact that you're not a princess.

Ep.51 Plants vs. Zombies Wall-nut Gets Bitten

Air Date: 2011-07-07

Teamwork is infectious.

Ep.52 If Classic Games Had DLC

Air Date: 2011-07-07

Back in my day, fireflowers were only a nickel.

Ep.53 Link to the Past with a Portal Gun

Air Date: 2011-07-11

When life gives you the Triforce, make Triforce grenades.

Ep.54 Sonic Meets With His Agent

Air Date: 2011-07-12

The fastest thing alive meets the smoothest talker alive.

Ep.55 Falco Adjusts His Attitude

Air Date: 2011-07-21

"Gee, I've been saved by therapy. How swell.

Ep.56 Ghosts 'n Goblins Blacksmith

Air Date: 2011-07-22

Ep.57 Inbred Yoshi

Air Date: 2011-08-02

His face has a lot of character. Horrible, deformed character.

Ep.58 Koopa Troopa Does Stand-up Comedy

Air Date: 2011-08-02

Even seasoned comedians occasionally bob-omb.

Ep.59 Samus Meets With Her Agent

Air Date: 2011-08-10

Behind every great woman there's an awful man trying to get her in a bikini.

Ep.60 Mega Man With a Portal Gun

Air Date: 2011-08-11

Dr. Wily wants him gone.

Ep.61 Sonic Wasn't Fast Enough

Air Date: 2011-08-15

Speed runs save lives.

Ep.62 Dr. Light's Gift to Mega Man X

Air Date: 2011-08-16

It's better to give than to receive a terrible present.

Ep.63 Mortal Kombat Sitcom: Shao Kahn Comes to Dinner

Air Date: 2011-08-23

Ep.64 Chill Penguin is Chill

Air Date: 2011-08-24

He's not big on using shotgun ice, but he's always down to shotgun Natty Ice.

Ep.65 Tifa Embarrasses Barret

Air Date: 2011-09-02

It's not the size of your gun arm that counts, it's how you use it.

Ep.66 Tails Can't Die

Air Date: 2011-09-06

One fox, two tails, unlimited lives.

Ep.67 Smash Bros. Fatalities

Air Date: 2011-09-09

The ESRB may have to reevaluate their rating.

Ep.68 Mega Man X Charges Too Much

Air Date: 2011-09-12

If at first you don't succeed, destroy everything.

Ep.69 Judgmental Mortal Kombat

Air Date: 2011-09-13

Nothing's more dangerous than stereotyping. Except maybe Goro.

Ep.70 A Boy and his Blob Reunion

Air Date: 2011-09-23

You don't need jelly beans to transform into a productive member of society.

Ep.71 Luigi Wears Red

Air Date: 2011-09-23

Imitation is the sincerest form of douchebaggery.

Ep.72 Captain Falcon Can't Get Insurance

Air Date: 2011-09-26

That's the last time he'll drive while eating Falcon Lunch.

Ep.73 Diddy Kong Country

Air Date: 2011-09-28

Player 2 has Player 1 aspirations.

Ep.74 NBA Lockout Jam

Air Date: 2011-10-04

The only dunking he's doing involves cookies and milk.

Ep.75 Bahamut Wants to Hang Out

Air Date: 2011-10-11

You will rue the day you summoned him.

Ep.76 Mistaken Hero Identities

Air Date: 2011-10-11

Ep.77 Mario's Mushroom Mix-up

Air Date: 2011-10-17

Doubling in size instantly is bad for your health.

Ep.78 NES Ninja Turtles Theme Song

Air Date: 2011-10-18

These Dorkly boys don't cut em' no slack.

Ep.79 Robotnik Finally Wins

Air Date: 2011-10-24

This isn't the game over he asked for.

Ep.80 Mario is a Furry

Air Date: 2011-10-25

If you wear a raccoon tail long enough, people are gonna get the wrong idea.

Ep.81 The Frogger Menace

Air Date: 2011-11-02

"We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And gigantic, car-sized frogs.

Ep.82 Bastion Narrator Invades Other Games

Air Date: 2011-11-03

Initializing raspy voice mode...

Ep.83 Vision Wants to be in the Avengers Movie

Air Date: 2011-11-08

You've got to draw the line somewhere. Preferably behind the badass laser robot.

Ep.84 Double Dragon Dad

Air Date: 2011-11-08

It's called tough love. Very, very tough love.

Ep.86 Chrono Trigger Time Travel Mix-Up

Air Date: 2011-11-15

Don't cross the (time) streams.

Ep.87 Mario Responds to PETA

Air Date: 2011-11-23

No animals were harmed in the making of the Tanooki suit.

Ep.88 Link's Yard Sale

Air Date: 2011-11-23

Nothing like a little Spring inventory cleaning.

Ep.89 Gordon Freeman Meets With His Agent

Air Date: 2011-11-28

"Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out with your shrill, horrible voice.

Ep.90 Boos Man Up

Air Date: 2011-11-29

Night of the living dread.

Ep.91 Spy Hunter Pranksters

Air Date: 2011-12-05

Never trust the guy in the van.

Ep.92 How Diablo Destroyed Tristram

Air Date: 2011-12-06

Ep.93 Pac-Man Plays Skyrim

Air Date: 2011-12-12

Psh, you can talk to your family anytime.

Ep.94 QWOP Guy Has Sex

Air Date: 2011-12-14

It's all in the limbs.

Ep.95 The Night Before Mario's Christmas

Air Date: 2011-12-19

Not a creature was stirring, not even a Mouser.

Ep.96 It's a Wonderful Extra Life

Air Date: 2011-12-19

A toast to Luigi: The richest Player 2 in town.