Episodes List

Ep.1 Zelda's Boyfriend

Air Date: 2012-01-02

You must defeat Ganon to reach The Friend Zone.

Ep.2 Ash Gets a Digimon

Air Date: 2012-01-03

Digimon are not the champions.

Ep.3 Final Fantasy Thief Steals Wallet

Air Date: 2012-01-09

He's hellbent on destruction and meatball subs.

Ep.4 Link Finds Ganon's Weakness

Air Date: 2012-01-10

A true warrior fears no beep.

Ep.5 Fi Annoys Link

Air Date: 2012-01-17

I'd take "Hey, listen!" over this any day.

Ep.6 Ski Free Yeti Gets Desperate

Air Date: 2012-01-18

He's got a few tricks up his furry, pixelated sleeve.

Ep.7 Ken Wants to be Ryu

Air Date: 2012-01-24

Imitation is the sincerest form of annoyance.

Ep.8 Mario is Too Mainstream

Air Date: 2012-01-25

You've probably heard of him.

Ep.9 Luigi Meets Waluigi

Air Date: 2012-01-31

You can't judge a book by its cover. It's usually way worse.

Ep.10 Excitebike Maniac

Air Date: 2012-01-31

Sportsmanship is for losers.

Ep.11 Bowser's Marital Problems

Air Date: 2012-02-07

Never base a marriage around mutual hatred for a plumber.

Ep.12 Bioshock Little Sister's Big Date

Air Date: 2012-02-07

Big Daddy is just a tad overprotective.

Ep.13 Puzzle Quest Ogre is a Nerd

Air Date: 2012-02-13

All is fair in love and puzzles.

Ep.14 Tiny Tower Residents Can't Leave

Air Date: 2012-02-14

They've got everything you need forever and ever.

Ep.15 Red Wastes a Masterball

Air Date: 2012-02-21

His first mistake was giving the company's prized possession to an 11-year-old.

Ep.16 Videogame Dog Park

Air Date: 2012-02-22

Player 1's best friend.

Ep.17 Limbo with a Flashlight

Air Date: 2012-02-27

Objects may not be as scary as they appear.

Ep.18 Angry Sun Hates Mario

Air Date: 2012-02-29

His first priority is killing a plumber. His second is maintaining life on Earth.

Ep.19 Disney's Game of Thrones

Air Date: 2012-03-02

In the game of thrones, you win or you're thrown in the Disney vault.

Ep.20 Mortal Kombat Security Guard

Air Date: 2012-03-05

If they keep killing each other, they're going to get a warning.

Ep.21 Uncle Owen Ruins Star Wars

Air Date: 2012-03-09

A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away....nothing interesting happened.

Ep.22 Zelda II Sex Scene

Air Date: 2012-03-12

A potion would have been far more tasteful.

Ep.23 X-Men Disappoint Magneto

Air Date: 2012-03-14

They could have at least sent X-Factor.

Ep.24 TMNT Child Protective Services

Air Date: 2012-03-19

The government is cool, but rude.

Ep.25 Final Fantasy VII Controversy

Air Date: 2012-03-21

You say tomato, I say tomana.

Ep.26 Fan Fiction Dragon Ball Z

Air Date: 2012-04-03

His power level is almost as absurd as the creative liberties.

Ep.27 BurgerTime Chef Gets a New Job

Air Date: 2012-04-11

Whatever you do, don't ask him to Super-Size it.

Ep.28 Mario Goes Berserk

Air Date: 2012-04-12

Mario's done playing Mr. Nice Plumber.

Ep.29 Toad House Is Rigged

Air Date: 2012-04-16

Mario doesn't like getting played.

Ep.30 Mega Man Meets The Wire

Air Date: 2012-04-18

Baltimore, 20XX. E-Tank dealers own the streets now.

Ep.31 Hypno's Having Trouble

Air Date: 2012-04-23

Given his name, it's not like he had a whole bunch of career options.

Ep.32 Jurassic Yoshi

Air Date: 2012-04-25

An adventure 16 bits in the making...

Ep.33 Mario Skips World 2

Air Date: 2012-05-02

Hey, no one told him to liberate the WHOLE kingdom.

Ep.34 Sub-Zero Stays Dizzy

Air Date: 2012-05-05

Sometimes a brutal fatality is better than the alternative.

Ep.35 Videogame Realtor

Air Date: 2012-05-07

She can show you some lovely residential property in Sim City.

Ep.36 Bug Catcher Waits

Air Date: 2012-05-09

Life is harden for a bug-type trainer.

Ep.37 Sub-Zero's Glasses Are Broken

Air Date: 2012-05-15

You should empty your pockets before entering the Earthrealm.

Ep.38 Disney Channel's Kingdom Hearts

Air Date: 2012-05-16

The Black Mages of Waverly Place must be behind this.

Ep.39 Regular Guiseppe, The Third Mario Brother

Air Date: 2012-05-26

He'd save the princess, but his back pain's really been acting up lately.

Ep.40 Pac-Man's Pac-Wedding

Air Date: 2012-05-26

Grab a slice of dot-flavored wedding cake.

Ep.41 River City Ransom Girlfriend

Air Date: 2012-05-30

The secret to a strong relationship is merciless violence.

Ep.42 Dhalsim's Losing His Touch

Air Date: 2012-06-04

He’s stretching the truth.

Ep.43 'Legend of Zelda' Hermit Wants To Haggle

Air Date: 2012-06-05

It’s dangerous to not take these deals.

Ep.44 Babality Is a Big Responsibility

Air Date: 2012-06-11

It takes a true champion to raise a child.

Ep.45 Roller Coaster Tycoon Disaster

Air Date: 2012-06-18

These rides are to die for. To die painfully and horrifically for.

Ep.46 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Elevator Troubles

Air Date: 2012-06-19

Small talk is NOT radical.

Ep.47 Bowser's Weekend With The Kids

Air Date: 2012-06-25

Today’s youth needs to understand the value of a hard day’s princess kidnapping.

Ep.48 Donkey Kong Meets With His Agent

Air Date: 2012-06-26

This is a deal you can’t throw a barrel at.

Ep.49 Sonic Gets Engaged

Air Date: 2012-07-02

He’s finally out of the Friend Zone.

Ep.50 Boos Meet a Real Ghost

Air Date: 2012-07-09

He’s pretty (bone-)chill(ing).

Ep.51 Pokemon Rusty: Ep. 1 - The Journey Begins

Air Date: 2012-07-16

A new Dorkly series, about a trainer who has what it takes to be the very worst, like no one ever was.

Ep.52 Legend of Zelda's 'Goodnight, Moon'

Air Date: 2012-07-18

A bedtime story for the next three days.

Ep.53 Pokemon Rusty: Ep. 2 - Rusty's Rival

Air Date: 2012-07-23

The world’s worst Pokemon trainer finally meets his match. Check out Episode 1 here.

Ep.54 Jax's New Arms

Air Date: 2012-07-24

He’s armed and dangerous.

Ep.55 Pokemon Rusty: Ep. 3 - Team Rocket

Air Date: 2012-07-30

If you’re gonna catch ‘em all, you gotta have Pokeballs. Check out episodes one and two.

Ep.56 Batman Goes to the Movies

Air Date: 2012-07-31

His movie-going experience must be more severe.

Ep.57 Peach's Revenge (Part 1)

Air Date: 2012-08-06

She’s putting you in another castle. Morgue Castle.

Ep.58 Paralyzed Pokemon Returns

Air Date: 2012-08-07

You can break his spine, but you’ll never break his spirit.

Ep.59 Resident Evil Political Ad

Air Date: 2012-08-13

He's got the brains Washington needs (in his digestive track).

Ep.60 Iron Man's Drunk

Air Date: 2012-08-14

Tony Stark: just your average billionaire playboy raging alcoholic.

Ep.61 Earthbound Photographer's Surprise

Air Date: 2012-08-20

Maybe he should have just had them say "cheese.

Ep.62 Chrono Trigger Doppel Doll's Other Use

Air Date: 2012-08-27

He's more of an "action figure" than a "doll," if you catch my drift.

Ep.63 Sonic Meets Original Fan Characters

Air Date: 2012-09-04

He's the fastest thing alive (except for Doug the Hedgehog, who is literally twice as fast as the speed of light).

Ep.64 Voltorb Doesn't Want To Die

Air Date: 2012-09-10

He really doesn't want to bomb this battle.

Ep.65 Link's Wish

Air Date: 2012-09-11

It's not delivery, it's destiny.

Ep.66 Paperboy Newsroom

Air Date: 2012-09-17

A paperboy who doesn't destroy every window in sight? News to me.

Ep.67 Superman's Bad Day

Air Date: 2012-09-18

The man of steel needs to look out.

Ep.68 Banjo's Big Mix-Up

Air Date: 2012-09-24

Ep.69 Link's Fun Uncle Dies

Air Date: 2012-09-25

It's dangerous to go alone. Take a brewski, kiddo.

Ep.70 Smoke's Not Doing Well

Air Date: 2012-10-01

Fights to the death are the number one way to quit smoking.

Ep.71 Emergency XCOM Meeting

Air Date: 2012-10-08

Ep.72 Mario's Ex

Air Date: 2012-10-09

Exes are like Boos: they always come back to haunt you.

Ep.73 Mortal Misunderstanding

Air Date: 2012-10-15

It's the beginning of the happy ending.

Ep.74 Legend of Zelda: The Se7en Sages

Air Date: 2012-10-16

His sins are coming back to haunt him.

Ep.75 Robotnik's New Nickname

Air Date: 2012-10-22

You can't make an omelette without cracking a few jerks.

Ep.76 Videogame Trick-or-Treating

Air Date: 2012-10-29

Ep.77 Luke Skywalker's Adoption

Air Date: 2012-10-30

A bad idea in a galaxy far, far away.

Ep.78 Pokemon Rusty: Ep. 4 - Snorcrash

Air Date: 2012-11-05

Nothing can keep a good Pokemon trainer down. Nothing can keep Rusty down, either. Click here to catch up on the first season of Pokemon Rusty.

Ep.79 Mario Can't Play the Warp Whistle

Air Date: 2012-11-07

Music can really take your places. Horrible, unspeakable places.

Ep.80 Nobody Likes the Toasty Guy

Air Date: 2012-11-12

It's hard making friends, especially when you're yelling made-up exclamations in falsetto.

Ep.81 Pokemon Rusty: Ep. 5 - Celadon Mall

Air Date: 2012-11-19

Not even a Full Restore could cure Rusty's mall madness.

Ep.82 Pokemon Daycare Reunion

Air Date: 2012-11-20

Magikarp never forgets.

Ep.83 Sonic, Lord of the Rats

Air Date: 2012-11-27

Save the vermin, ruin the world.

Ep.84 Pokemon Rusty: Ep. 6 - HM Madness

Air Date: 2012-12-03

Some machines were meant to stay hidden.

Ep.85 Pokemon Rusty: Ep. 7 - EV Trainer

Air Date: 2012-12-10

If you want to be the very best, you have to be the absolute worst.

Ep.86 Pokemon Rusty: Ep. 8 - Gym Fight

Air Date: 2012-12-17

Hit the Cinnabar Island Gym for the ultimate workout.

Ep.87 Dad Piggies

Air Date: 2012-12-18

No one makes haphazardly-put-together deathmobiles like dad.

Ep.88 A Mortal Kombat Khristmas

Air Date: 2012-12-24

You better watch out, you better not cry, you better not pout, I'm tellin' you why: Shao Kahn's reign is brutal and merciless and he punishes the weak.

Ep.89 Pokemon Rusty: Ep. 9 - The Newest Member of Team Rocket

Air Date: 2012-12-31

Prepare for trouble, make it single.